Slut For Mashed Potatoes T Shirt

The Slut For Mashed Potatoes tee from Unethical Threads is for anyone whose relationship with carbs crossed a line a long time ago. You know who you are. Wear it to Thanksgiving and watch your aunt pretend she didn't read it.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who have strong opinions about butter-to-potato ratios. People who've been told they "take food too seriously" and took it as a compliment.

If you've ever described a side dish as "life-changing" to a complete stranger, this shirt was already yours. It's not about being edgy. It's about being honest about where you stand on mashed potatoes, which is apparently a hill you're willing to die on.

• Heavyweight cotton that holds its shape even after you go back for thirds
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck
• DTG (direct-to-garment) printing, so the colors stay vivid long after the potatoes are gone
• Pre-shrunk. We're not trying to ruin your day on top of everything else.

Is This a Good Gift?

It's a great gift. If you know someone who has ever called mashed potatoes "a personality trait," stop looking.

Works for birthdays, Friendsgiving, White Elephant, or just because you saw it and immediately thought of that one person. You know the one. Everyone knows one.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt shrink?
It's pre-shrunk. Wash it however you want. It'll hold up.

What sizes does the Slut For Mashed Potatoes shirt come in?
S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit.

Is the print going to crack or peel?
No. It's DTG printed directly into the fabric, not slapped on top. The design lasts.

Will this offend someone?
Probably. That's sort of the point. If someone gets upset about a shirt about mashed potatoes, that says more about them than you.