Snitches Get Stitches Tee

The Snitches Get Stitches Tee from Unethical Threads puts an old playground saying on a heavyweight cotton tee and dares anyone to say something about it. Black or white, text only, no logo. It's the kind of shirt that tells people exactly where you stand on loyalty.

Who actually wears this?

People who believe loyalty isn't optional. The coworker who saw what happened in the break room and chose peace. The friend who covers for you without being asked. This is the shirt for anyone whose group chat would implode if screenshots ever got out.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a promotional freebie
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck (you're making a statement, not a fashion risk)
• DTG printed so the text stays crisp and doesn't crack, peel, or fade
• Available in black or white. Pick a side.

Is this actually a good gift?

It's a perfect gift for the friend who has never once told your business. The one who deletes screenshots without being asked. Giving someone this shirt is basically saying "I trust you" in the most unhinged way possible. Just make sure the recipient has a sense of humor, because the ones who don't are exactly the people this shirt is about.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does the Snitches Get Stitches shirt come in other colors?

Black or white. That's it. Sometimes less is more.

Is this shirt true to size?

It runs unisex relaxed fit. If you're between sizes, go with your usual. It's not skin-tight and it's not a tent.

Will the print crack or peel?

DTG printing bonds the ink directly into the fabric. No cracking, no peeling, no sad flaking after a few washes.

Will this shirt offend someone?

Almost certainly. But the people it offends are usually the ones the shirt is talking about.