Snort White Tee

The Snort White Tee from Unethical Threads takes everybody's favorite fairy tale princess somewhere she was definitely never meant to go. A dark humor parody tee for people whose sense of humor peaked somewhere around 'inappropriate.' You already know what this is.

Who actually wears this?

People who peaked in the group chat. If your sense of humor has gotten you uninvited from at least one family function, this is your uniform.

The Snort White Tee lands hardest on the friend everyone pretends to be embarrassed by but secretly texts first when something unhinged happens. It's not for everybody. That's the whole point.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with a screen print on it
• Unisex relaxed fit, S to 4XL
• Crew neck, because nobody asked for a V-neck on a meme tee
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print for colors that don't bail after the first wash
• Pre-shrunk. You gambled enough choosing this design.

Is this going to offend someone?

Almost certainly. That's kind of the whole point.

The Snort White Tee is for people who find the line and then casually step over it. If you're buying this as a gift, make sure the recipient has the kind of humor that doesn't require a disclaimer. If they do need a disclaimer, this is not the shirt (or the store) for them.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the Snort White Tee actually soft or is it stiff like most graphic tees?

It's heavyweight cotton but it's soft. Not that cheap scratchy stuff that feels like wearing a paper bag.

What sizes does the Snort White Tee come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs a little roomy. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print crack or fade after washing?

Nope. It's DTG printed, not screen printed or ironed on. Wash inside out on cold if you want to baby it, but it holds up fine either way.

Can I wear this to work?

That depends entirely on where you work and how much you like your job.

Is this a good gift?

If the person you're buying for laughs at things they probably shouldn't, yes. If they get offended by greeting cards, absolutely not.