So How Do You Like Your Morning Eggs Scrambled Or Are We Making A Problem Tee (BACKPRINT)

The So How Do You Like Your Morning Eggs Scrambled Or Are We Making A Problem tee from Unethical Threads is a perfectly innocent breakfast question printed on the back of a heavyweight cotton shirt. Available in black or white, S through 4XL. Some people will read it twice.

Who's this shirt actually for?

People who think breakfast is the most loaded question of the morning. You know the type.

If you've had the conversation where the stakes jumped faster than the eggs cooked, this is your uniform. The design lives on the back, so it says what it says while you're already walking away.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't go transparent after three washes
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (we don't gatekeep bad decisions by body type)
• Classic crew neck
• DTG print (direct-to-garment) for color that won't crack, peel, or fade
• Back print design, because the best punchlines land after you've already walked past

Is this a good gift?

Genuinely, yes. For the friend who treats commitment like a food allergy, the coworker whose dating stories need a content warning, or yourself, because you clicked on it and you're still here.

Comes in black or white, so you don't even need to know their favorite color.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this shirt come in?
S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, runs comfortable on everyone.

Is the design on the front or back?
The back. The entire design is printed on the back of the shirt.

Will the print crack or fade after washing?
No. DTG printing holds its color wash after wash. Turn it inside out and wash cold if you want to be extra careful.

What colors does this come in?
Black and white.

Is this shirt going to offend someone?
That depends entirely on how you feel about eggs.