So How Do You Like Your Morning Eggs Scrambled Or Are We Making A Problem Tee

The So How Do You Like Your Morning Eggs Scrambled Or Are We Making A Problem Tee is Unethical Threads at its most casually unhinged. A cheerful breakfast question from someone who hasn't connected any dots yet. Available in black or white, because your poor decisions shouldn't be limited by colorway.

Who's buying this, honestly?

The person who laughed at it within two seconds of reading it. You're not worried about offending anyone because the people in your life already know what they signed up for.

This shirt hits hardest in the child-free, casual-dating, "let's not overthink breakfast" crowd. It's not a political statement. It's a cheerful question from someone running on three hours of sleep and zero self-awareness.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a shirt, not a tissue with sleeves
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, because bad decisions come in every size
• Crew neck. Simple. You're already doing enough with the text.
• DTG printed for color that sticks around longer than your situationships
• Comes in black or white. Choose whichever matches your moral flexibility.

Is this actually a good gift?

It's a great gift for exactly the right person and a friendship-ending move for everyone else.

If you know someone whose dating stories could be a podcast and whose egg preferences are... layered, hand it over. Wrap it or don't. The shirt speaks for itself.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this shirt come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable across the board.

Is the print going to crack or fade?

No. It's DTG printed, which means the ink is in the fabric, not sitting on top of it. It holds up.

Will this offend people?

Almost certainly. That's not a bug.

How should I wash it?

Cold water, inside out, tumble dry low. It's lower maintenance than whoever inspired you to buy it.