Some People Need Closure I Need A Butthole Shaped Apology Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Some People Need Closure I Need A Butthole Shaped Apology tee from Unethical Threads is for everyone who's decided that emotional processing is overrated. The design sits on the back of the shirt, letting you walk away from any situation with your final argument on full display. Available in black or white.

Who actually wears this?

People who've been through breakups so bad that "closure" sounds like a participation trophy.

You know the type. They've moved past denial, anger, and bargaining, and landed somewhere around "graphic tee about it." If someone in your life once received a three-paragraph apology text and responded with "that's not the shape I requested," this shirt was always going to find them. Honestly, they were probably already browsing.

• Heavyweight cotton that can survive every awkward encounter with your ex at the grocery store
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because some things should stay classic
• DTG printed for color that outlasts your last relationship
• Back print design, so the front stays clean and the exit stays legendary

Is this a good breakup gift?

It's the best breakup gift. This is what you bring to the friend who finally stopped crying and started being funny about it.

Works for birthdays too, if the birthday person has that kind of humor. If you have to wonder whether they do, they probably don't. Stick with a candle for those people.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this come in?
Unisex sizes S through 4XL in a relaxed fit. It runs true to size, so order what you normally wear.

Is the design on the front or back of the shirt?
It's a back print. The front is blank, giving you plausible deniability until you turn around.

Will the print fade after washing?
The design is DTG printed for lasting color. Follow the care label (cold wash, tumble dry low) and it'll hold up just fine.

What colors does this come in?
Black or white. Pick whichever matches your post-breakup energy.