Sorry I’m Late I Was Cranking My Hog Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Sorry I'm Late I Was Cranking My Hog tee is a backprint from Unethical Threads for anyone who's ever rolled in late with no explanation they could say out loud. Biker humor on heavyweight cotton. You know exactly what this is.

Who actually wears this?

Someone who rides, someone who doesn't ride but thinks the joke is funny anyway, and your buddy who always shows up late with a suspicious grin. It's a backprint, so the person behind you in the checkout line gets the full experience before you do. Works at bike nights, barbecues, or anywhere you want people to know exactly what kind of person they're dealing with.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not tissue paper
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL
• Crew neck, because you're not an animal (the shirt is doing enough)
• DTG print for color that doesn't quit on you
• Backprint design, because the best jokes land behind your back

Is this a good gift for a biker?

Yes. If they ride, they get it. If they don't ride but have a sense of humor about what "cranking my hog" sounds like, they still get it. This is the kind of gift that makes someone laugh out loud at a birthday party and then refuse to explain it to their mother-in-law.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does "cranking my hog" mean on this shirt?
It means whatever you need it to mean. That's the beauty of it.

Is the design on the front or the back?
It's a backprint. The text is on the back of the shirt, so you can make an entrance and an exit.

What sizes does this shirt come in?
S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will this shrink in the wash?
It's heavyweight cotton. Follow the care label (cold wash, tumble dry low) and it holds up fine.

Can I wear this to work?
Depends on where you work. If you're asking, the answer is probably no. But we respect the impulse.