Sorry I'm Late I Didn't Want To Come Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Sorry I'm Late I Didn't Want To Come tee from Unethical Threads says what your face already does when you show up 20 minutes past fashionably late. The design lives on the back, so people can read your excuse as you leave. Available in black or white, S through 4XL.

Who actually wears this?

Introverts. Reformed people pleasers. Anyone who's drafted a cancellation text before the plans were even confirmed.

If your ideal Friday night is pretending your phone died, this shirt gets it. It works on multiple levels, and so does the person wearing it.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels substantial, not like a tissue with a tag
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck (because nobody asked for a V-neck on a shirt about avoiding people)
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print that keeps its color through real wash cycles, not just the first two
• Available in black or white

Will this get a reaction?

Every time.

The back print means you don't even have to be facing someone for the joke to land. Walk into a party, make your statement, and keep walking right back out. Efficient communication for people who hate communicating.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or back of the shirt?

It's a back print. The full text sits across the upper back, so everyone behind you gets to enjoy your honesty.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Does the print fade after washing?

No. DTG printing bonds the ink into the cotton fibers. Wash inside out on cold and it stays sharp.

Is this a good gift for an introvert?

It's the perfect gift for anyone who treats cancelling plans as self-care. Says everything they're thinking without them having to open their mouth.