Sorry I'm Late I Didn't Want To Come Tee

The Sorry I'm Late I Didn't Want To Come Tee by Unethical Threads says the quiet part out loud. Available in black or white, it's an honest excuse and a subtle innuendo packed into one shirt. For antisocial people with excellent taste.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who RSVP "maybe" and mean "absolutely not." Introverts, reluctant socializers, and anyone who's ever sat in their car for ten extra minutes before walking into a party.

It's the shirt for that friend who shows up 45 minutes late, offers no explanation, and somehow that's part of their charm. The name works on more than one level. We'll leave it there.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a napkin with sleeves
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck because you're antisocial, not a V-neck person
• DTG printed so the colors don't bail on you after a few washes
• Available in black or white, both equally committed to your excuse

Does This Work as a Gift?

Practically built for it. Everyone knows someone who treats punctuality as a suggestion and leaving early as a personal right.

Birthday gift, holiday gift, "sorry I forgot your birthday because I didn't want to come to your party" gift. The layered meaning is a bonus for anyone paying attention. Sizes run S to 4XL, so you don't even need to guess that hard.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt true to size?
Yes. It's a relaxed unisex fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes, but most people grab their usual and it works out.

What sizes do you carry?
S through 4XL. Nobody gets excluded from being fashionably antisocial.

Will the print fade or crack?
It's DTG printed directly into the fabric, not slapped on top. The design holds up through regular washing.

Can I wear this to work?
Depends entirely on your workplace. If HR already has opinions about you, this won't help. If your office has a sense of humor, go for it.

Is the "come" part intentional?
We're not going to spell it out for you. But yes.