Sorry I'm Late I Was Cranking My Hog Tee

The Sorry I'm Late I Was Cranking My Hog tee from Unethical Threads says everything you need it to say, and yes, everyone around you will know exactly what it means. But technically, you could always claim you're talking about motorcycles.

Who's actually wearing this?

The person at every cookout who says the thing everyone was thinking. Your coworker whose Slack messages make HR nervous.

If you've ever had to explain yourself to a family member and genuinely enjoyed doing it, this is your shirt. You weren't going to be on time anyway. Might as well give people a reason.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with sleeves
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL (hog crankers come in all sizes)
• Crew neck, because a V-neck would be trying too hard
• DTG printed graphics that stay vivid and won't crack or fade
• Pre-shrunk fabric, so it fits the same after laundry day

Does this actually work as a gift?

It's one of the best gifts you can give someone who has absolutely no shame.

White elephant, birthday, Father's Day for the dad who's impossible to shop for. Just know that when you give someone this shirt, they will wear it to Thanksgiving dinner. That part is on you.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt shrink?
It's pre-shrunk, so what you order is what you get. Wash it however you want.

What sizes does the Cranking My Hog tee come in?
S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit across the board.

Is the print going to crack or peel?
No. It's DTG printed directly into the fabric, not slapped on top. It holds up.

Can I actually wear this in public?
Legally, yes. Socially, that depends on your comfort level with prolonged eye contact from strangers.

Is this a men's or women's shirt?
It's unisex. Relaxed fit that works on anyone who cranks hogs.