Sorry Ladies The Casino Already Fucked Me And Took My Money Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Sorry Ladies The Casino Already Fucked Me And Took My Money Tee is an Unethical Threads back print for anyone whose relationship status is "down three hundred at the blackjack table." It tells the room you're spoken for. Just not by a person.

Who wears this to the casino?

Everyone who's ever sat at a slot machine doing math they'd never do sober. You wore your lucky shirt last time and lost four hundred dollars, so this one feels more honest.

The design sits on the back of the shirt, which means the whole room gets to read your situation while you walk from the table to the ATM. It's the walk of shame, casino edition. Perfect for Vegas trips, riverboat nights, or that Tuesday afternoon at the tribal casino when you told yourself you'd only play the penny slots.

• Heavyweight cotton that survives the all-you-can-eat buffet
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck
• DTG printed for color that outlasts your bankroll
• Available in black or white (the casino doesn't care what you're wearing when you lose)

Is this a good gift for someone who gambles?

If they've ever texted you "I was up early" at 3 AM from a casino floor, this is their shirt.

It's the kind of gift that says "I see you and I'm not going to pretend the comped drinks are free." Works for bachelor parties, birthday weekends in Vegas, or the friend who has a players club card at three different casinos. The Sorry Ladies The Casino Already Fucked Me And Took My Money Tee says what their bank statement already knows.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or back of the shirt?
The design is printed on the back. The front is blank.

What sizes does this come in?
Sizes S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.

Will the print fade or crack?
The design is DTG printed. The ink bonds into the fabric instead of sitting on top, so it's not going anywhere.

What colors is this shirt available in?
Black and white.

Can you actually wear this to a casino?
It was designed for one. You'll fit right in with everyone else staring at a screen and doing math in their head.