Sorry Ladies The Casino Already Fucked Me And Took My Money Tee

The Sorry Ladies The Casino Already Fucked Me And Took My Money Tee from Unethical Threads is for anyone who walked into a casino feeling dangerous and walked out checking their bank app in the parking lot. It says what the ATM receipt already said, just louder. Available in black or white.

Who actually wears this?

Anyone who has ever described a net loss as "basically breaking even." This is the shirt for the person who got comped a buffet and calls that winning. The one doing desperate math on the drive home, trying to remember when they were ever actually up. If your players club card gets more use than your gym membership, you already know.

• Heavyweight cotton that can survive a night on the casino floor and the walk of shame to your car
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (the buffet isn't going to eat itself)
• Crew neck, because you've already made enough risky choices today
• DTG printed for color that holds up longer than your bankroll
• Available in black or white

Is this a good casino trip gift?

It's the most honest souvenir anyone has ever brought back from Vegas. Give it to the friend who "was up early," the bachelor party casualty, or the coworker who took a personal day that happened to land on a riverboat casino's grand opening. It says what everybody already knows, so at least they won't have to explain themselves.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt actually say fucked on it?

Yes, in full, clear lettering. If that word is going to cause problems at your family reunion, plan accordingly.

What sizes does the Sorry Ladies Casino tee come in?

S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. We don't gatekeep poor financial decisions by body type.

Is this a good gift for someone who gambles?

It's the most honest souvenir you can bring back from a casino trip. Better than a keychain, and probably cheaper than whatever they lost at the table.

Will the print fade after washing?

The DTG print holds its color through plenty of wash cycles. Your bankroll at the casino won't last as long.

What colors does this shirt come in?

Black or white. Both look great under casino lighting at 3 a.m.