AAA Sorry Princess I Only Date Crack Whores T Shirt

The Sorry Princess I Only Date Crack Whores tee from Unethical Threads is exactly what it sounds like. No subtext, no double meaning, just a shirt that filters out anyone who can't handle a joke. Heavyweight cotton, DTG printed, sizes S through 4XL.

Who actually wears this?

People who already say worse things out loud.

This is the shirt for your friend who gets uninvited from brunch but somehow keeps getting invited back. The one who treats social norms like suggestions. If you saw the title and laughed instead of clutching your pearls, you're the target demo. Welcome home.

• Heavyweight cotton that won't fall apart after three washes like that gas station tee you wore ironically
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL (because poor life choices come in all sizes)
• Classic crew neck
• DTG printed so the colors stay loud even when you probably shouldn't be
• Pre-shrunk so it still fits after the regret wash

Is this a good gift?

It's the best gift for someone you actually know.

Not your coworker you barely talk to. Your friend, the one who'd wear this to a family dinner just to watch what happens. It works for birthdays, white elephant exchanges that have gone completely off the rails, or a random Tuesday because you saw it and immediately thought of them. You know exactly who.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?
Yes. Unisex relaxed fit, available in S through 4XL. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print crack or fade?
No. DTG printing locks the ink directly into the fabric fibers. Colors stay sharp and won't crack or fade no matter how many times you wash it.

Is this shirt actually comfortable?
Heavyweight cotton with a relaxed fit. It's the kind of shirt you forget you're wearing until someone reads it and their face changes.

Can I actually wear this in public?
You can wear it anywhere you want. The reactions are free entertainment.

Is this a good gift for someone with dark humor?
It's the perfect gift for someone who already says worse things out loud. They'll wear it proudly.