Sorry Princess I Only Date Girls Who Might Stab Me Tee

The Sorry Princess I Only Date Girls Who Might Stab Me tee is for anyone who looked at their dating history and thought "yeah, that tracks." Unethical Threads made this one for people whose type comes with a warning label.

Who actually wears this?

People who've been told they have terrible taste in partners and took it as a compliment.

If your friends have ever staged an intervention about someone you were seeing, this shirt was designed with you in mind. It's self-awareness as outerwear. Honestly, the fact that you're drawn to it probably proves the shirt right.

• Heavyweight cotton that can take a beating (just like your heart, apparently)
• Unisex relaxed fit, S to 4XL, because bad decisions come in every size
• Crew neck, classic cut
• DTG printed so the colors stay sharp long after your situationship doesn't
• Pre-shrunk fabric so at least your shirt stays consistent

Is this a good gift?

If you know someone whose ex list reads like a true crime podcast lineup, absolutely.

This is the gift that says "I see you, I accept you, and I'm a little worried about you" all at once. Works for birthdays, holidays, or as a passive-aggressive care package after their latest breakup.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?

Yes. It's a unisex relaxed fit available from S to 4XL. Check the size chart if you're between sizes, but most people go with their usual.

Will the print crack or fade?

No. It's DTG printed directly into the fabric, not heat-pressed on top. The colors stay sharp.

Can I wear this on a first date?

You can. Whether you should depends on how committed you are to the bit. We say full send.

Is this actually offensive?

Only to princesses. And maybe your mom. But she already knows what you're like.