Sorry Princess I Only Date Girls Who Might Stab Me Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Sorry Princess I Only Date Girls Who Might Stab Me Tee from Unethical Threads is for anyone whose ideal partner keeps them on their toes (and possibly in an urgent care waiting room). It's a backprint, so nobody sees the confession until you're already walking away.

Who actually wears this?

People who've been called a red flag and took it as a compliment. Your friend who always dates the interesting ones, the one who says "she's not crazy, she's passionate" with a straight face. If your dating history reads like a true crime podcast episode list, this is your uniform.

• Heavyweight cotton with real structure, not that see-through tissue paper nonsense
• Unisex relaxed fit in S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because V-necks are for job interviews
• DTG printed so the ink bonds into the fabric instead of cracking off after a few washes
• Backprint design, front stays clean for plausible deniability

Is this actually a good gift?

If the person you're buying for has ever described their love life as "chaotic but fun," this is the move. It also works for anyone who just appreciates the honesty of saying the quiet part loud. Pair it with a first aid kit if you really want to commit to the bit.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or back?

It's a backprint. The full design goes across the back, and the front stays blank. Think of it as a delayed reveal for anyone walking behind you.

What sizes are available?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print crack or peel?

No. The DTG printing bonds ink directly into the fabric fibers, so it holds up wash after wash without cracking or fading.

Is this a good gift?

If the person you're buying for has ever described their love life as "chaotic but fun," absolutely. If they iron their khakis, maybe look elsewhere.

What's the shirt material like?

Heavyweight cotton with a relaxed fit. It has actual structure and weight to it, not the see-through tissue paper you get from bargain brands.