Spitters Are Quitters Hat

The Spitters Are Quitters hat from Unethical Threads is a trucker hat for people who've already made their decision and have no interest in revisiting it. If you know, you know. If you don't, this probably isn't your section of the internet.

Who's actually wearing this?

People with a sense of humor and absolutely no filter.

This is the hat you throw on at the cookout when you want your father-in-law to quietly reconsider the entire marriage. It pairs well with a cold beer, a lawn chair, and complete disregard for polite company.

• Structured front panel with mesh back for airflow, because your head should stay cool even when the jokes land hot
• Adjustable snapback closure fits most heads, even the big ones full of terrible ideas
• High-quality printed graphic that won't crack, peel, or fade on you
• Classic trucker hat silhouette that works whether you're at the lake or at a bar
• Pairs well with questionable decisions and a refusal to grow up

Can I give this as a gift?

Absolutely, if you actually know the person.

This is a perfect gift for your buddy who says the thing everyone else is thinking. It's a terrible gift for your coworker you've spoken to exactly twice. Read the room, then ignore it.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the Spitters Are Quitters hat actually good quality?
Yes. Structured front, mesh back, snapback closure. It's a proper trucker hat, not some flimsy gas station impulse buy.

Will this hat offend people?
Almost certainly. That's kind of the whole point. If you're worried about offending someone, this brand might not be for you.

Does it fit big heads?
The adjustable snapback fits most head sizes. You're fine.

How should I wash it?
Hand wash or spot clean. Don't throw it in the dryer unless you want a hat that fits your kid instead.