Sports Betting Tee

The Sports Betting Tee from Unethical Threads is for anyone who's ever called a parlay "an investment." You know who you are. Thick cotton, real print, and a public declaration that your financial advisor is a guy named DraftKings.

Who actually wears this?

People who check their phone 47 times during a single football game. The ones who've said "I'm up overall" while being demonstrably, provably down.

If you've ever let a meaningless Tuesday night MACtion game ruin your week because you had the over, this shirt already belongs to you. It's not a cry for help. It's a lifestyle announcement.

• Heavyweight cotton that can absorb your tears when the under hits at the buzzer
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL (your bookie doesn't judge your size and neither do we)
• Crew neck, because you're a degenerate, not an animal
• DTG printed so the colors last longer than your bankroll
• Pre-shrunk so it still fits after stress eating through a bad beat

Is this a good gift for a sports bettor?

It's the perfect gift. Mostly because they've already spent their own money on a nine-leg parlay that busted in the first quarter.

They can't afford to buy themselves nice things right now. You're doing charity work here. Wrap it up, hand it over, and watch them laugh while quietly calculating if they can still hit their weekend accumulator.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt soft?
Yes. Heavyweight cotton, pre-shrunk, and softer than the line movement on a Thursday night game nobody cares about.

What sizes does the Sports Betting Tee come in?
S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit so it works for everyone.

Will this shrink in the wash?
It's pre-shrunk. The only thing shrinking is your bankroll.

How long does the print last?
DTG printed for lasting color. It'll outlive every parlay you've ever placed.

Can I wear this to a sportsbook?
You can and you should. Consider it your uniform.