Stay Home If You Sicc Come Over If You Thicc Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Stay Home If You Sicc Come Over If You Thicc tee from Unethical Threads is the unofficial dress code for anyone with a strict door policy: stay home if you're contagious, come over if you're built right. It's printed on the back, so they read it as you walk away.

Who Actually Wears This?

Anyone who's tired of pretending they don't have a type. This is for the person who texts "wyd" at 11pm and means it.

Couples buy matching ones. Friend groups wear them to brunch. It works anywhere confidence isn't a problem, which is hopefully most places you go.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't go see-through after one wash
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL (thicc-inclusive, obviously)
• Classic crew neck
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print that keeps its color through the wash cycle, not just the first three
• Available in black or white

Is This Actually a Good Gift?

It's a great gift if you know the person. It's a terrible gift if you're guessing.

The Stay Home If You Sicc Come Over If You Thicc shirt lands perfectly when someone already talks like this. Send it to anyone who's ever described themselves as thicc without a shred of irony. Skip it for your boss unless your workplace is significantly more fun than average.

Frequently Asked Questions

What do Sicc and Thicc mean on this shirt?

Sicc means sick (as in ill) and Thicc means thick (as in curvy). The deliberate misspellings are part of the joke. If you need that explained further, this might not be your shirt.

Is the design on the front or the back?

It's a back print. You walk into the room normally, but the message follows you out.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. No one gets left out of the door policy.

Will the print fade or crack?

DTG printing bonds the ink directly into the cotton fibers. It holds up through regular washing without cracking or peeling.

Does it come in other colors?

Black or white. Pick whichever matches your energy.