Stay Home If You Sicc Come Over If You Thicc Tee

The Stay Home If You Sicc Come Over If You Thicc tee from Unethical Threads lays out the only two screening criteria that actually matter. Heavyweight cotton, unisex fit, S to 4XL, in black or white. Yes, it's spelled like that on purpose.

Who's actually wearing this?

People who don't need a disclaimer before their sense of humor.

This is the shirt you throw on when subtlety isn't on the schedule. The rhyming slang does the work, you just show up. Fits right in at barbecues, house parties, and anywhere the dress code isn't business casual.

• Heavyweight cotton (the kind that actually feels like a shirt, not a napkin)
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (thicc-inclusive, naturally)
• Classic crew neck
• DTG printed, so the text stays sharp instead of cracking after a few washes
• Available in black or white

Is this actually a good gift?

If you know the person, absolutely. If you're guessing, don't.

This is a gift for the friend who sends unhinged memes at 2 AM. The one whose group chat messages would get anyone else fired. Not ideal for the coworker you've spoken to exactly three times. Know your audience.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this come in?
Sizes S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Are SICC and THICC misspelled?
No. They're deliberate slang spellings, exactly as they appear on the shirt and exactly as intended.

Is the print going to crack or peel?
It's DTG printed. No vinyl, no cracking. The print is in the fabric, not sitting on top of it.

Will this shirt shrink?
It's heavyweight cotton. Follow the care instructions and it'll hold up fine.

What colors is this available in?
Black and white.