Sucks To Be You Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Sucks To Be You Tee from Unethical Threads puts four words of pure schadenfreude on your back and assigns them to whoever happens to be standing behind you. The front is blank. The back handles everything. A funny sarcastic tee in heavyweight cotton, available in black or white.

Why is it on the back?

Because SUCKS TO BE YOU is a parting shot, not an opener.

It's the last thing someone reads as you walk away. No eye contact, no rebuttal window, just four words getting smaller in the distance. The "you" in question is not aimed at anyone specific. It lands on whoever happens to be behind the wearer at any given moment. Completely random. Completely accidental. The wearer doesn't even know who just received it.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually survives laundry day
• Unisex relaxed fit, S-4XL. Schadenfreude is not size-restricted.
• Crew neck. Nothing fancy. The back of the shirt is doing enough.
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print for color that outlasts your patience
• Available in black or white

Is this a good gag gift?

It might be the best thing in the pile.

The Sucks To Be You Tee is a go-to novelty shirt for Secret Santa, white elephant, and coworker gift exchanges where the goal is a laugh, not a trip to HR. Also works for siblings, friends with nonexistent bedside manner, and anyone who has ever responded to someone's bad Monday with "well, anyway." If you prefer the text on the front instead of the back, a front-print version of the same shirt exists.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the Sucks To Be You design on the front or back of the shirt?
This is the back print version. The front of the shirt is blank. A front-print version of the same design is also available.

What sizes does this shirt come in?
S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.

Is this a good Secret Santa or gag gift?
One of the better ones. Four words, no context needed, and it always gets a reaction at the gift exchange.

Will the print crack or fade?
DTG printing holds color through regular washing. Follow the care label and it stays sharp.

Does the Sucks To Be You Tee come in other colors?
Available in black or white.