Sucks To Be You Tee

The Sucks To Be You Tee from Unethical Threads is four words of cheerful, unbothered schadenfreude on heavyweight cotton. Someone is having a terrible day. You are not. That is the entire shirt.

Who wears this?

The person whose flight was not the cancelled one. The friend who responds to your parking ticket photo with a thumbs up and nothing else.

This funny sarcastic tee is for novelty shirt collectors, office workers with a gift-giving problem, and anyone who treats a complete absence of sympathy as a lifestyle. It reads the same whether you are the one not working Saturday or the one not stuck in traffic or the one whose fantasy team did not just implode. The common thread is that you are fine, and you would like everyone to know.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a costume
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL, because schadenfreude is not size-limited
• Classic crew neck
• DTG printed so the text survives the wash cycle and your coworkers' opinions
• Available in black or white

Is this a good gag gift?

It is an outstanding gag gift. Possibly the most honest one you will ever give.

Secret Santa, white elephant, birthday of the coworker who calls every Monday a personal attack. Funny shirts like this land better than another gift card because they say something specific, which in this case is "I acknowledge your suffering and I am unbothered by it." If the person you are buying for has ever responded to someone else's bad news with "anyway," the Sucks To Be You Tee is their shirt.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the Sucks To Be You Tee soft?
Yes. Heavyweight cotton with a relaxed fit. Feels like a shirt you have owned for years, minus the years.

What sizes does this funny sarcastic shirt come in?
Unisex S through 4XL. Check the size chart on this page for exact measurements.

Will this shirt offend someone?
Probably someone who is already having a bad day. Which, if you are wearing this shirt, is not your problem.

Is this a good gift for coworkers?
Great gag gift, Secret Santa pick, or white elephant option. Especially for the coworker who has never once covered your shift.

How do I wash this shirt?
Inside out, cold water, tumble dry low. The DTG print holds up well. Treat it like you treat compliments from strangers: gently.