Sucks To Suck Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Sucks To Suck Tee from Unethical Threads is three words that explain absolutely nothing. It sucks because it sucks, and that's the entire sentence. The least useful phrase in the English language, printed on the back of a shirt, because that's where dismissals go.

Why is it on the back?

Because the placement and the phrase do the exact same thing.

"SUCKS TO SUCK" is the sentence that ends a conversation. There is no reply to it. That's its whole job. And turning your back on someone is the universal gesture for exactly that. So the design and the body language say it at the same time, which is redundant on purpose. Someone complains, the wearer turns around, and the answer was already printed there. No comfort was ever on the table. If you'd rather have the text on the front, we sell that version too.

• Heavyweight cotton that shows up like it means it.
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL. Enough room to turn dramatically.
• Crew neck. Classic. The three words do the heavy lifting.
• DTG printed for color that outlasts your friend's fantasy football dignity.
• Available in black or white.

Is this a good gag gift?

Possibly the best one you'll find for anyone who loses at things on a regular basis.

Fantasy football, pickup basketball, board game night, video games, office brackets, coin flips, sibling rivalry that never actually ended. It's the Secret Santa pick for the friend who went 3-11 this season. The white elephant gift for whoever came last and won't stop talking about it. A funny sarcastic tee that doubles as a novelty shirt and a genuinely funny gift for gamers, fantasy league losers, and anyone whose reaction to losing is louder than it needs to be.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or the back?
The design is on the back. The front is blank. If you want the text on the front, we sell that version separately.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit.

Will this offend someone?
It says SUCKS TO SUCK. If three words with no target offend someone, the shirt is working as intended.

Is this a good gift for a gamer?
If they lose a lot, absolutely. If they win a lot, they'll buy it themselves.

Why get the back print instead of the front?
Because the phrase is a dismissal and turning your back is a dismissal. Together they say the same thing twice, which is honestly the most this shirt was ever going to do for anybody.