Sulek Fitness Tee

The Sulek Fitness Tee from Unethical Threads is a chocolate milk tribute for the gym faithful. If you understand why a jug of chocolate milk belongs in a gym bag, this shirt is yours. If you don't, keep scrolling.

Who actually wears this?

People who've watched a 21-year-old drink a half gallon of chocolate milk and thought "yeah, that tracks."

Gym bros, permabulkers, and anyone who's replaced their pre-workout with dairy. This is the shirt you wear when your meal prep is a gas station run and you somehow still have better lifts than everyone else in the room.

• Heavyweight cotton that won't disintegrate after three washes like your discount gym stringer
• Unisex relaxed fit, S-4XL, because bulk season has no ceiling
• Crew neck, classic cut, nothing weird going on
• DTG print for color that actually lasts (unlike your cut phase)
• Machine washable, obviously, we're not monsters

Is this a good gift for someone who lifts?

If they know the reference, absolutely.

This is the kind of shirt that gets a knowing nod at the squat rack. If they don't get it, just buy them a shaker bottle and save yourself the explanation. The Sulek Fitness Tee rewards the initiated.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt actually about Sam Sulek?

It's a fitness tee with a chocolate milk graphic. You can draw your own conclusions.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works whether you're cutting or (let's be honest) permanently bulking.

Will the print fade after washing?

DTG printed, so the colors hold up. Follow the care instructions and it'll outlast most of your New Year's gym resolutions.

What's the shirt made of?

Heavyweight cotton. Thick enough to hide whatever your bulk season did to you.