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Taco 'Bout A Bad Decision Tee

Taco 'Bout A Bad Decision Tee

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The Taco 'Bout A Bad Decision Tee from Unethical Threads is for anyone whose worst ideas always involve a tortilla. Heavyweight cotton, unisex fit, and a graphic that captures the exact moment before you order a fourth street taco at 2 AM.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who think 3 AM Taco Bell runs count as self-care. Your friend who says "one more" every single time and means it every single time.

If you've ever described a meal as "a journey" or woken up with hot sauce on your pillowcase, this is the shirt your closet's been missing. It's not aspirational. It's a confession you're proud of.

  • Heavyweight cotton that can survive your salsa incidents and still look good
  • Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL (yes, even after taco night)
  • Crew neck because you're making bad decisions, not fashion ones
  • DTG printed for color that outlasts your last relationship
  • Pre-shrunk so at least your shirt won't betray you

Is This a Good Gift?

It's a great gift. If someone in your life has ever said "I regret nothing" while holding a taco, just buy it.

Works for birthdays, holidays, or as a passive-aggressive commentary on someone's eating habits. The kind of gift where they open it, laugh, and then actually wear it. Repeatedly.

Frequently Asked Questions

  • What sizes does this come in? S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit that works on everyone.
  • Will this shrink in the wash? Nope. Pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton. Wash it, dry it, wear it again.
  • How's the print quality? DTG (direct-to-garment) printing. Colors stay vibrant and won't crack or peel. Your taco shirt deserves better than iron-on.
  • Is this actually funny or just cringe? If you have to ask, it might not be for you. But the people who get it really get it.

Materials

  • Runs true to size
  • Premium Cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
  • Tear-away label

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Our Shirts Fit True-To-Size! We recommend ordering your usual go-to size! Our Shirts Fit True-To-Size! We recommend ordering your usual go-to size!

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