Taco Slut Tee

The Taco Slut Tee from Unethical Threads is a two-word confession on heavyweight cotton. No graphic, no setup, just the kind of honesty that hits when you're standing at the taco truck at 1 a.m. Available in black or white.

Who actually wears this?

People whose taco consumption qualifies as a lifestyle. If you've got a hot sauce ranking system, if the guy at the truck knows your order, if your friends stopped asking "want to split?" because the answer was always no, this is your shirt.

The Taco Slut Tee is text only. Two words, no graphic, nothing to decode. It's the shortest possible confession and it works because you already know it's true.

• Heavyweight cotton that can handle your salsa drip rate
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck for keeping it simple
• DTG printed so the confession doesn't fade, no matter how many times you wash off the evidence
• Text-only design. Two words. That's the whole shirt.

Is this a good gift?

It's a perfect gift. You know exactly who needs this. The friend who orders "a few tacos" and comes back with twelve. The one who rates every taco truck within a 30-mile radius.

This is part of a bigger lineup. Beer Slut, Pizza Slut, Iced Coffee Slut, Pumpkin Spice Slut, and more are already in the store. Pick your vice. Collect the whole problem.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does the Taco Slut Tee come in different colors?

Yes. It comes in black or white. Pick whichever hides your hot sauce stains better.

What sizes are available?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works for everyone from light snacker to competitive eater.

Will the print fade after washing?

No. DTG printing keeps the text sharp wash after wash. Your commitment to tacos is permanent, so your shirt should be too.

Is this shirt actually about tacos?

Yes. Tacos. The food. If your mind went somewhere else, that's on you.