• Shirt design featuring a shirtless, muscular Uncle Sam tearing open his patriotic clothes while gripping two shipping containers. Styled like a vintage romance novel cover with fiery flames in the background, bold text reads “TARIFF” at the top and “MY CLOTHES” at the bottom. A red stamp on the lower right corner says “Rated X for Exports,” blending political satire with steamy parody.
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*NEW* Tariff My Clothes Uncle Sam Tee

*NEW* Tariff My Clothes Uncle Sam Tee

$24.99 USD
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The Tariff My Clothes T Shirt puts a steamy spin on international trade with Uncle Sam dramatically tearing off his shirt like a romance novel cover. A clever political parody, this shirt is perfect for fans of U.S.–China trade memes, economic humor, and sarcastic takes on global tensions. Great for patriots, policy nerds, or anyone who loves pun-filled jokes with some international flair.

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  • Premium Cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
  • Tear-away label

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