AAA Tax Evasion Lobster Tee

The AAA Tax Evasion Lobster Tee is exactly what it sounds like: a lobster committing financial crimes on your chest. Unethical Threads made it because some jokes don't need to make sense to be perfect. This is one of those jokes.

Who actually wears this?

Honestly? People who think the IRS is scarier than a lobster, but only slightly.

Tax season survivors. The friend in your group chat who sends memes at 2 AM that make you question their mental state. If you've ever said "taxation is theft" at a dinner party, this tee was designed with you in mind. It's also just a really good lobster.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like it cost more than your lobster's tax bill
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck (the lobster insisted)
• DTG printed so the colors stay vivid through every wash cycle
• Pre-shrunk, because your lobster shouldn't shrink from the law or the dryer

Will this offend someone?

Probably not. It's a lobster.

Unless the person you're talking to is a crustacean with a clean tax record, you're fine. The joke lives in that perfect sweet spot where it's absurd enough that nobody can take it seriously but sharp enough to get a laugh. Wear it to brunch. Wear it to the DMV. Wear it to your audit hearing if you're feeling brave.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt about actual tax evasion?

No. It's about a lobster. The lobster is the one evading taxes. We cannot stress this enough.

What sizes does the Tax Evasion Lobster Tee come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable whether you're built like a lobster or not.

Will the print fade after washing?

Nope. DTG (direct-to-garment) printing keeps the colors locked in. Your lobster's tax crimes will survive the spin cycle.

Is this a good gift for someone?

If they laugh at things they probably shouldn't, yes. If they're an actual IRS auditor, also yes, but for different reasons.