Teach A Man Horse And Makes Him Water Drink Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Teach A Man Horse And Makes Him Water Drink tee from Unethical Threads takes two perfectly good proverbs, throws them in a blender, and prints the wreckage on the back of a shirt. Four stacked lines of confidently delivered nonsense. Available in black or white.

Who's this shirt actually for?

Anyone who's heard someone confidently butcher a common saying. You know the type. The guy at the barbecue who says "we'll burn that bridge when we get to it" and doesn't blink. The uncle who delivers mangled wisdom like he's quoting scripture.

This scrambled proverb tee is that energy, printed in four lines across your back for everyone walking behind you to quietly lose it.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a shirt, not a suggestion of one
• Unisex relaxed fit, S-4XL (yes, we make shirts for humans of all sizes)
• Crew neck, because some things don't need reinventing
• DTG printed for color that outlasts most New Year's resolutions
• Back print design, front is blank (let them wonder)

Does this work as a gift?

Yes, and it's a weirdly thoughtful one.

If you know someone who butchers every idiom they attempt, this is basically their portrait on a shirt. It also works for anyone who collects funny graphic tees, appreciates absurdist humor, or hears "Teach A Man Horse" and thinks yeah, that tracks.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or the back?
The design is printed on the back. Four lines of mangled proverb text across the back of the shirt. The front is blank.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart on this page for exact measurements.

Will the print fade after washing?
It's DTG printed, so the ink is embedded in the fabric. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and it holds up.

What colors is this available in?
Black or white. Pick whichever one matches your energy.