Teach A Man Horse And Makes Him Water Drink Tee

The Teach A Man Horse And Makes Him Water Drink tee from Unethical Threads takes two perfectly good proverbs and reassembles them like IKEA furniture with no instructions. Four lines of stacked text, delivered with the confidence of a man who has never been corrected. Available in black or white.

Who actually wears this?

People who mangle every saying they've ever heard and have zero interest in being corrected.

The guy at the cookout who starts every sentence with "you know what they say" and then proceeds to say something nobody has ever said. Your uncle. Your coworker. The one in the group chat who sends motivational quotes that technically aren't words. It's also weirdly popular with English teachers, which tracks.

• Heavyweight cotton with actual substance to it
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, because wisdom comes in all sizes
• Crew neck
• DTG print that keeps the text sharp through regular washing (the proverb is broken, the print isn't)
• Available in black or white

Is this a good gift?

This is a great gift.

Give it to the friend who butchers every saying and doesn't realize it. Or the one who does it on purpose. Either way, you're getting a photo of them wearing it within the hour. Works for Father's Day, birthdays, or as a quiet roast disguised as a present.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does "Teach A Man Horse And Makes Him Water Drink" mean?

It's two proverbs run through a blender and poured out wrong. If you need more explanation than that, this might not be your shirt.

Is this shirt offensive?

Only to the English language.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit.

Will the print crack or fade?

No. DTG printing keeps the text crisp through regular washing.

Does it come in other colors?

Black or white. Pick whichever matches your energy.