Team Win K*ll Myself Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Team Win Kill Myself tee from Unethical Threads is a backprint for people who process their emotions exclusively through memes and sarcasm. Heavyweight cotton. Big letters across your back so you don't even have to make eye contact while broadcasting your current mental state.

Who actually wears this?

People who've accepted that dark humor is their primary love language. Your group chat's most unhinged member, the friend who says what everyone else is thinking but won't type out loud.

If you've ever answered "how are you?" with a meme instead of words, this shirt was already yours. It's internet nihilism printed on cotton, and honestly, it hits different when it's on your back and you're just walking away from people.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like it takes your problems seriously, even if you don't
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL (nihilism is inclusive)
• Classic crew neck
• DTG printed so the colors stay vivid long after your will to live fluctuates
• Full backprint design. Walk away from conversations and still make a statement.

Is this going to offend someone?

Almost certainly. That's sort of the point.

Unethical Threads doesn't make shirts for people who play it safe. If someone reads your back and clutches their pearls, just keep walking. The shirt is doing its job. You bought it because you're funny and self-aware. Not your fault they're neither.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or back?
It's a full backprint. The front is blank, so people have to wait until you walk away to be offended.

What sizes does the Team Win Kill Myself tee come in?
S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works on every body type.

Will the print fade after washing?
The DTG printing locks ink into the fabric. Follow the care instructions and you'll get years of uncomfortable conversations out of it.

Is this shirt appropriate for work?
Depends entirely on your workplace. If your coworker has a live laugh love sign, probably not. If your team communicates primarily in memes, you'll fit right in.