Tequila Is Cheaper Than Therapy Black Tee

The Tequila Is Cheaper Than Therapy Black Tee from Unethical Threads is for anyone who did the math and picked the liquor store over a copay. Heavyweight cotton graphic tee with DTG printing. Terrible financial advice, excellent shirt.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who've been told they should "talk to someone" and decided a bottle of Patrón counts. This isn't a frat boy tee.

It's for the person at the party who's simultaneously the funniest and most concerning guest. Bartenders love you. Your friends worry about you. You're fine.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with a neck hole
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL, because bad decisions come in every size
• Crew neck, classic cut, nothing weird going on structurally
• DTG printed so the colors don't bail on you (your liver might, but the shirt won't)
• Black tee, pairs with everything including questionable life choices

Is This a Good Gift?

Absolutely. If the person on your list has ever said "I don't need therapy, I need a drink," you're done shopping. Works for birthdays, holidays, or just because you saw it and thought of someone specific. That's not an insult. That's love.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt true to size?

Yes. It's a unisex relaxed fit available in S through 4XL. If you're between sizes, go with your gut. Or go up. Nobody ever regretted a slightly roomier tee.

Will the print fade after washing?

Nope. It's DTG printed, which means the ink is embedded in the fabric, not sitting on top. Wash it inside out on cold if you want to be nice to it. It'll hold up either way.

Is this a good gift for someone?

If they drink tequila and skip therapy, yes. If they do both, also yes. It's a safe bet for anyone who laughs at their own coping mechanisms.

What's the shirt made of?

Heavyweight cotton. Thick enough to feel substantial, not so thick you're sweating through brunch. Crew neck, relaxed fit, the works.