Tequila Is Cheaper Than Therapy White Tee

The Tequila Is Cheaper Than Therapy White Tee from Unethical Threads is a funny drinking shirt for people who've done the math on mental health. Heavyweight cotton, solid DTG print, and a life philosophy you can wear to the bar.

Who actually wears this?

People who think a shot of Patron counts as self-care. Your friend who sends tequila memes at 2 PM on a Wednesday.

The coworker who microdoses chaos. It fits anyone in S through 4XL who'd rather laugh about their problems than sit on a beige couch and talk about them. Honestly, if you've ever chosen a margarita over a copay, this tee already belongs in your closet.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't feel like a tissue paper giveaway shirt
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (yes, inclusive of your post-margarita body)
• Crew neck, because we're casual, not reckless
• DTG print for color that actually survives the washing machine
• White tee, so maybe don't wear it while doing tequila shots with lime

Is this a good gift?

Extremely. If someone in your life has ever said "I need a drink" instead of "I need to talk about it," this is their shirt.

Works for birthdays, Cinco de Mayo, or a random Tuesday when someone you love is clearly going through it. Pair it with an actual bottle of tequila and you've outperformed every gift card on the planet.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt actually about drinking tequila instead of going to therapy?

Yes. It's a funny tequila shirt for people who'd rather pour one than talk about their feelings. We don't judge.

What sizes does this tee come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable on pretty much everybody.

Will the print fade after washing?

Nope. DTG (direct-to-garment) printing keeps the graphic locked in wash after wash. Turn it inside out if you want to baby it.

Is this a good gift for someone?

If they drink tequila and skip therapy, absolutely. If they're your actual therapist, even better.