Tequila Made Me Do It Tee

The Tequila Made Me Do It tee from Unethical Threads is your wearable alibi. You didn't do it. The tequila did. Now you have the paperwork.

Who actually wears this?

People who've woken up with a story they can't fully explain and a phone full of evidence they're not ready to review.

If your best nights start with "just one shot" and end with someone else driving, this is your uniform. It's not a cry for help. It's a lifestyle announcement.

• Heavyweight cotton that can handle whatever you put it through (and whatever you spill on it)
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL, because bad decisions come in every size
• Crew neck, because you're not an animal
• DTG printed, so the color stays vivid long after your memory of last night fades

Is this a good gift?

It's a perfect gift for the friend who always has a tequila story. The one everyone looks at when something goes sideways at the party.

You know exactly who that person is. If you don't, it might be you. Either way, add to cart.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this run true to size?

Yes. It's a relaxed unisex fit. If you're between sizes, check the size chart, but most people go with their usual.

Will the print fade after washing?

No. It's DTG printed, so the ink is part of the fabric, not sitting on top of it. Wash it as many times as you need to.

Is this actually comfortable or just another stiff novelty tee?

It's heavyweight cotton, so it has structure but breaks in nicely. This is not a scratchy gas station shirt.

Can I wear this to work?

That depends entirely on where you work and how much you value continued employment.