The Earth Is Fine You're The Problem Tee

The Earth Is Fine You're The Problem Tee from Unethical Threads is a heavyweight cotton graphic tee for anyone who's done pretending the planet's biggest issue isn't us. Unisex fit, DTG printed, and blunt enough to save you the trouble of explaining your worldview at the cookout.

Who actually wears this?

People who recycle but aren't delusional about it.

The type who sorts their cans, drives a hybrid, and still knows that one person composting isn't going to undo a century of industrial pollution. You've accepted the facts. This shirt just makes that acceptance wearable.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't go see-through after three washes (you're welcome)
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck, because some things don't need reinventing
• DTG printed, so the colors stay vivid long after your motivation to save the world fades
• Pre-shrunk fabric, because the ice caps are already handling the shrinking

Does this work as a gift?

Absolutely. It's the gift that says "I know you, and I respect that you're not precious about it."

Works for birthdays, Earth Day (obviously), or any occasion where you'd rather give someone a laugh instead of another candle. Just maybe read the room before handing it to your friend who's mid-breakdown about carbon footprints.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt soft?
Yes. Heavyweight cotton, but it breaks in nicely. Sturdy without the cardboard feel.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs true and works for everyone.

Will the print crack or fade?
No. DTG printing bonds the ink directly into the fabric, so colors stay locked in no matter how many times you wash it.

Is this just an Earth Day shirt?
It works for Earth Day, but honestly it's accurate 365 days a year.