The Invention of the Word Boob Funny Wordplay Tee

The Invention of the Word Boob Funny Wordplay Tee from Unethical Threads gives the English language's most architecturally perfect word the scientific diagram it deserves. Each letter labeled by viewing angle on a heavyweight cotton graphic tee. You already get it.

Who actually wears this?

People who paid attention in both geometry and anatomy class. This shirt sits right at the intersection of clever and juvenile, which is exactly where the best humor lives.

It gets a slow nod of appreciation from the right crowd and confused silence from everyone else. Both reactions are correct.

• Heavyweight cotton that can survive your dryer and your life choices
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because a V-neck would be sending the wrong message here
• DTG printed for color that outlasts most of your relationships
• Machine washable, turn inside out if you want to be precious about it

Is this actually a good gift?

It's a phenomenal gift for the right person. If you have to wonder whether they'd find it funny, they won't.

For the friend who sends memes at 2 AM or the coworker who makes everyone slightly uncomfortable at the holiday party, this is the move. Wrap it with a straight face for maximum impact.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does The Invention of the Word Boob tee come in?
S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable across the board.

Will the print fade after washing?
Nope. DTG printing keeps the colors locked in. Turn it inside out before washing if you want to baby it, but it holds up fine either way.

Is this shirt appropriate for work?
Depends entirely on where you work. If your office has a ping pong table, probably. If it has an HR department that sends emails with "gentle reminder" in the subject line, probably not.

What's the shirt made of?
Heavyweight cotton with a crew neck. Thick enough to feel substantial, not so thick you'll overheat.

Can I wear this around my parents?
You can wear it anywhere. Whether you should is a question only you can answer based on your family's tolerance for anatomical wordplay.