The Lion Does What The Lion Wants Unless Mommy Says No Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Lion Does What The Lion Wants Unless Mommy Says No is a back print tee from Unethical Threads for every self-proclaimed alpha who still checks his phone when she texts. Printed on heavyweight cotton in black or white, this is the most honest thing you'll wear all year.

Who actually wears this?

Guys who unironically call themselves the lion of the household but also ask permission before ordering pizza. You know exactly who you are.

The design sits on the back of the shirt, so everyone behind you in line gets the full confession while you stand there pretending you run things. It's a public service announcement disguised as a tee. Your wife will love it, and you'll wear it because she told you to.

• Heavyweight cotton that holds up better than your authority at home
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print for color that doesn't bail after a few washes
• Available in black or white

Is this a good gift?

If the person you're buying for has ever said "I'm the man of the house" while looking nervously over their shoulder, yes.

Perfect for birthdays, Father's Day, or just a random Tuesday when you want to acknowledge the power dynamic everyone already sees. Works as a couples gift too. She'll appreciate it more than he will, but he'll wear it. He doesn't have a choice.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or back of the shirt?

The design is on the back. The front stays blank so you can maintain the illusion of being in charge from the front.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works whether you're built like a lion or more of a house cat.

Will this shrink in the wash?

It's heavyweight cotton. Follow the care label and it holds its shape just fine.

Does the print crack or peel?

It's DTG printed, so the ink is in the fabric, not sitting on top of it. No cracking, no peeling.

Can I wear this around my actual mom?

You can wear it around anyone. Whether you should is between you and your survival instincts.