The Lion Does What The Lion Wants Unless Mommy Says No Tee

The Lion Does What The Lion Wants Unless Mommy Says No is a heavyweight cotton tee from Unethical Threads for every apex predator who still asks before adjusting the thermostat. Available in black or white, sizes S through 4XL. Dominance is a spectrum, and this shirt lives on the honest end.

Who actually wears this?

Guys who post lion motivation quotes on LinkedIn but text "is it ok if I go to Dave's tonight" at 4pm on a Friday.

Every friend group has this guy, and he knows who he is. His wife definitely knows who he is. This shirt just makes the pecking order public information.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like a shirt, not a napkin someone ironed
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck, because alphas don't do V-necks (debatable, but here we are)
• DTG printed for color that lasts longer than your excuses
• Available in black or white

Is this a good gift?

If the recipient has ever called themselves "the alpha" and then asked permission to buy a grill, this is their shirt.

Works for Father's Day, birthdays, anniversaries if you've got nerve. He'll laugh. She'll laugh harder. And honestly, that's exactly the energy a good gift should have.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this shirt come in?
S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit that runs comfortably across the board.

Will the print crack or fade?
No. It's DTG printed directly into the fabric, so the design holds up through plenty of washes without cracking or peeling.

What colors is this available in?
Black or white.

Can I give this as a gift?
If they post lion quotes and still ask what's for dinner, this is their shirt. Works for Father's Day, birthdays, or just because.

Will this offend someone?
Probably his mom. Possibly your mom. That's kind of the fun part.