The Mini-Van Tee

The Mini-Van Tee from Unethical Threads is a front-print graphic tee about a practical family vehicle, and we are leaving it at that. Some people will look at it and nod knowingly. Most will just see a shirt about a car, and honestly, both reactions are fine by us.

Who is this shirt actually for?

People who see it and immediately get it. That is the entire target audience.

If you need someone to walk you through it, this is not your shirt, and that is genuinely okay. The Mini-Van Tee works best on someone who can keep a completely straight face while wearing it in public, at family barbecues, or picking up the kids from school. The poker face is the whole point.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a translucent wet napkin
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because we are traditional where it counts
• DTG print, so the colors stay locked in and do not ghost after a few washes
• Front print only. The back is for people who feel the need to explain themselves.

Is this a good gift?

For the right person, it is a perfect gift. For the wrong person, it is a confusing shirt about a family car.

You already know which friend this is for. The one who will wear it to Thanksgiving dinner and never once break character. Buy it for them. Do not buy it for your mother-in-law unless you are extremely confident in your read on her sense of humor.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does The Mini-Van Tee mean?

It is a shirt about a mini-van. A practical, family-friendly vehicle. We are sticking with that.

Is this shirt appropriate for work?

Technically, nothing on this shirt is inappropriate. The words say "The Mini-Van." Whether your coworkers read anything else into it is between them and their imagination.

What sizes does The Mini-Van Tee come in?

Unisex sizes S through 4XL. Relaxed fit, heavyweight cotton, crew neck.

Will the print fade after washing?

The DTG print is built to hold up. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and the design stays crisp.

Is this a joke shirt?

It is a shirt about a mini-van. Some people find mini-vans funny. We do not judge.