The More Hair I Lose The More Head I Get Tee (BACKPRINT)

The More Hair I Lose The More Head I Get tee from Unethical Threads. A back print for every bald guy who turned a receding hairline into a whole personality. It says exactly what you think it says.

Who's actually wearing this?

Bald guys who are winning. If you've reached the stage of hair loss where you stopped mourning and started bragging, welcome home.

The design is on the back of the shirt, so your entrance is polite and your exit tells the whole story. Your barber doesn't need to know. Everyone behind you in line will know everything.

• Heavyweight cotton. Thick enough that it actually feels like a real shirt.
• Unisex relaxed fit from S all the way to 4XL.
• Crew neck. Classic, like your hairline used to be.
• DTG printed so the colors don't bail on you after a few washes.
• Available in black or white. Your scalp shine pairs well with either.

Is this actually a good gift?

For a bald guy who already laughs about it? It's the perfect gift.

Birthdays, Father's Day, the 'sorry about your hairline' occasion you just invented. If they've already cracked the bald jokes themselves, this shirt is just giving them a uniform. If they're still in denial about the hair situation, maybe get them a hat.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the back of this shirt say?

The More Hair I Lose The More Head I Get. It's a back print, so people behind you get the full experience.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so no weird sizing to worry about.

Will the print crack or fade?

No. It's DTG printed, meaning the ink bonds to the fabric instead of sitting on top. It holds up.

What colors are available?

Black and white. Both look good with a shiny head.