The More Hair I Lose The More Head I Get Tee

The More Hair I Lose The More Head I Get is a graphic tee for guys who turned hair loss into a flex. Printed on heavyweight cotton and sold in black or white by Unethical Threads. It's crude, it's confident, and it's probably accurate.

Who wears a shirt like this?

Bald guys. Balding guys. Guys whose barber charges less every year.

This is self-deprecating humor from someone who's clearly at peace with the situation. The joke only lands when you own it, and the guys wearing this absolutely own it. You'll see it at cookouts, poker nights, and the occasional divorce party.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with sleeves
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck
• DTG printed directly into the fabric, so the graphic won't crack, peel, or fade
• Available in black or white

Is this a good gift for a bald guy?

It's the best gift for any bald or balding friend who can take a joke. And if they've made peace with the hair loss, they can.

Skip the novelty mug. Skip the hat (they own twelve). This is the gift that says you see the situation, you respect it, and you acknowledge whatever's going on south of the scalp. Wrap it or don't. The shirt speaks for itself.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does The More Hair I Lose The More Head I Get tee come in?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Is this shirt offensive?

It's a bald joke with a sexual punchline, so yes, someone somewhere will have opinions. Most people just laugh.

Will the print fade or crack?

No. The graphic is DTG printed directly into the fabric, so it holds up wash after wash without cracking or peeling.

Does this shirt come in other colors?

Black or white. That's it. Pick your fighter.

Is this a men's shirt or unisex?

Unisex. The relaxed fit works for anyone, though the joke skews toward guys losing their hair for obvious reasons.