The Most Powerful Position Is On Your Knees Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Most Powerful Position Is On Your Knees tee from Unethical Threads takes a classic line about humility and prayer and puts it exactly where your mind already went. Back print design, available in black or white. Because some things hit harder when people have to read your back.

Who wears a prayer joke on their back?

People who grew up hearing this phrase in church and immediately thought something else. You know who you are. This shirt is for the person who can keep a straight face while their coworkers piece it together at the coffee machine. It's devotion, just... aimed differently.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with sleeves
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL so everyone can genuflect comfortably
• Crew neck because this shirt doesn't need a collar to command respect
• DTG printed for color that stays put through countless washes
• Back print design so you can walk away from conversations and still make a statement

Is this actually a good gift?

It's a perfect gift if you know the person well enough. This is not a safe pick for your work Secret Santa unless your office has a very specific culture. For your best friend, your partner, or that one family member who always takes the joke too far? This is the gift that says "I see you, and I respect your commitment to being inappropriate."

Frequently Asked Questions

What does this shirt say?
"The Most Powerful Position Is On Your Knees" printed on the back of the shirt.

What sizes does this come in?
Unisex sizes S through 4XL in a relaxed fit.

Will the print hold up in the wash?
Yes. DTG printing keeps the design locked in. Turn inside out, cold wash, tumble dry low.

Is this a religious shirt?
That depends entirely on what you're doing on your knees.

Does this come in different colors?
Available in both black and white.