The Most Powerful Position Is On Your Knees Tee

The Most Powerful Position Is On Your Knees tee from Unethical Threads takes a phrase your pastor said with a straight face and puts it on a shirt that makes eye contact with everyone in the room. Heavyweight cotton, unisex fit, available in black or white.

Who's Actually Buying This?

People who've sat through enough sermons to know which lines land differently outside of church.

Your coworkers will read it twice. Your mom will pretend she didn't. It's the kind of shirt that gets a silent nod from strangers who understood it the same way you did, and nobody has to say a word about it.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't go see-through after three washes
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because v-necks have never once improved a joke
• DTG printed so the text stays crisp long after your reputation doesn't
• Available in black or white

Can I Wear This to Church?

Technically, nothing is stopping you.

It reads differently depending on the audience, and that's the point. Some people nod. Some people blush. Both reactions are correct. Whether you test that theory at Sunday service is between you and whatever you pray to.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this shirt come in?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

What colors is this shirt available in?

Black or white.

Will the print crack or fade?

It's DTG printed, so the design holds up through regular washing. Follow the care instructions and you'll be fine.

Is this a good gift?

If the person you're buying for appreciates a well-crafted double meaning, absolutely. If they don't, also yes, but expect a phone call.

What's the shirt made of?

Heavyweight cotton. Thick enough to feel substantial, not the cheap stuff that goes transparent.