The Older I Get The Heller I Nah Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Older I Get The Heller I Nah is Unethical Threads' tribute to every person who hit a certain age and decided plans are a trap. Back print design on a heavyweight cotton tee, available in black or white. This is the shirt for declining invitations with your whole chest.

Who's Actually Buying This?

People in their 30s, 40s, and beyond who used to go out and now treat their couch like a life partner. The ones whose RSVP is always "maybe" (which means no).

You stopped pretending you're fun about three years ago. This shirt just makes it official. The design sits on the back, so everyone behind you in line at the grocery store (the only place you go now) gets the message loud and clear.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt
• Unisex relaxed fit, S to 4XL (no one is excluded from being antisocial)
• Classic crew neck, because you're not reinventing anything, you're avoiding the party
• DTG printed for color that outlasts your social battery
• Available in black or white

Is This a Good Gift for Someone Over 40?

It's borderline mandatory. If someone you know has ever texted "I'm so tired" as an excuse to cancel at 4pm, wrap this up.

The Older I Get The Heller I Nah isn't just relatable for people of a certain age. It's autobiographical. Birthdays, holidays, retirement parties, "sorry you're getting old" situations. Works for all of them.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does "The Older I Get The Heller I Nah" mean?
It's a play on "the older I get, the more I say hell nah" to plans, events, and anything requiring pants after 6pm. The aging homebody anthem.

Where is the design on the shirt?
The design is printed on the back of the shirt. The front is blank.

What sizes does this come in?
Unisex sizes S through 4XL in a relaxed fit.

Is the shirt good quality?
Heavyweight cotton with DTG printing for rich, lasting color. Not the flimsy stuff that disintegrates after a few washes.

What colors is this available in?
Available in black or white.