The Older I Get The Heller I Nah Tee

The Older I Get The Heller I Nah Tee is a funny graphic tee from Unethical Threads for anyone whose enthusiasm has been on a steady decline since roughly 25. Available in black or white, it says what your face already communicates at every social invitation you receive.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who used to be fun. Or at least, people who used to pretend to be fun.

If your ideal Friday night went from "let's go out" to "let's not" in the span of a few birthdays, this is your uniform. You're not antisocial. You just did the math on how much effort leaving the house requires and decided the numbers don't work anymore. The Older I Get The Heller I Nah Tee is for the crowd that RSVPs "maybe" knowing full well the answer is no.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like staying in on a Saturday
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL, because declining plans is universal
• Crew neck, classic and low-maintenance (like your social life)
• DTG printed so the design stays sharp long after your ambition doesn't
• Available in black or white, matching your mood or your couch

Is This a Good Gift for Someone Over 30?

It's a perfect gift for someone over 30. It might be the most honest thing they own.

Birthdays, holidays, "just because you canceled on me again" occasions. The Older I Get The Heller I Nah Tee works for anyone who has gradually replaced going out with staying in and feeling zero guilt about it. They'll wear it. Probably at home. Where they are 90% of the time anyway.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does "The Older I Get The Heller I Nah" mean?

It's a play on "hell yeah" turning into "hell nah" as you age. The older you get, the less interested you are in doing basically anything.

What sizes does this shirt come in?

S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit across the board.

Is this shirt comfortable for everyday wear?

Heavyweight cotton, relaxed fit, crew neck. It's built for doing nothing, which is the whole point.

Will the print fade after washing?

DTG printing keeps the colors locked in. Turn it inside out and wash cold if you want to be extra about it.

Does it come in colors other than black and white?

Black and white. Pick the one that matches your energy. Or buy both if you've given up deciding things too.