The Only AI That I Support Is Anal Intercourse Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Only AI That I Support Is Anal Intercourse tee from Unethical Threads puts your real tech preferences on full display. It's a backprint, so people get the full message as you walk away. Available in black or white.

Who actually wears this?

People who are completely over the AI hype cycle and aren't afraid to let everyone behind them know it.

Your friend who sends memes at 2 AM. The coworker who says what everyone's thinking but HR wishes they wouldn't. If you've sat through one too many "we're leveraging AI to disrupt the space" meetings, this is the shirt you wear to the next one.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't go see-through after two washes
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S to 4XL
• Crew neck, because V-necks are a choice we're not making for you
• DTG print that keeps its color wash after wash
• Backprint design for maximum impact on your way out

Is this actually a good gift?

If you know someone who groans every time a company announces their new AI feature, yes. This is their shirt.

Works for birthdays, white elephants, or the "I saw this and thought of you immediately" impulse buy. Not recommended for your boss. Unless your boss is cool. If you have to think about whether your boss is cool, they're not.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or back of the shirt?
It's a backprint. The design is on the back of the shirt, so it hits hardest when you're walking away.

What sizes does this shirt come in?
S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable across the board.

Will the print crack or peel over time?
No. DTG printing bonds the ink directly into the fabric, so the design holds up wash after wash.

Does this come in different colors?
It comes in black or white. Pick whichever matches your personality or your laundry schedule.

Is this going to offend people?
It has the words "anal intercourse" on it. So probably, yes. That's kind of the point.