The Only AI That I Support Is Anal Intercourse Tee

The Only AI That I Support Is Anal Intercourse Tee from Unethical Threads is a graphic tee for everyone who's done hearing about AI and ready to take the acronym in a completely different direction. Available in black or white heavyweight cotton. Your stance has never been this comfortable.

Who actually wears this?

People who peaked in group chat humor and refuse to come down.

If you've ever derailed a serious conversation about technology with something deeply inappropriate, congratulations, this is your uniform. It also works for anyone who's been waiting for the right shirt to finally say what they've been thinking. You know who you are. So does everyone in your contacts.

• Heavyweight cotton that can handle the weight of your decisions
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck (at least one thing about you should be traditional)
• DTG printed for color that outlasts your reputation
• Available in black or white

Is this actually a good gift?

It's an incredible gift if you want to stress-test a friendship.

Perfect for the friend who sends cursed memes at 3 AM, the coworker who always takes the joke one step too far, or the sibling who peaked at Thanksgiving dinner. Not ideal for your boss. Unless you're already job hunting, in which case, go off.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt really say anal intercourse?

Yes. In full. On purpose. The Only AI That I Support Is Anal Intercourse Tee is not subtle and has no interest in being subtle.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. There's room for everyone at this table.

What's the shirt made of?

Heavyweight cotton with a classic crew neck. It's softer than you'd expect from a shirt that says anal intercourse on it.

Can I actually wear this in public?

Technically, yes. Practically, it depends on how comfortable you are with prolonged eye contact from strangers. Read the room, or don't. We're not your parents.

Is the print going to crack or fade?

DTG printing bonds the ink into the fabric, so the colors stay put no matter how many times you wash it. Your commitment to this joke is permanent.