The Only Thing I'm Nursing Is A Hangover Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Only Thing I'm Nursing Is A Hangover Tee from Unethical Threads is a back print shirt for nurses on their day off, or honestly anyone who earned a rough morning. Heavyweight cotton, unisex fit, S through 4XL, in black or white. The front says nothing, the back says everything.

Who actually wears this?

Nurses, nursing students, CNAs, and anyone whose weekend plans start with "I'm not moving."

If you're an RN coming off back-to-back night shifts, this is the shirt you throw on when the scrubs finally come off. It works just as well as a funny drinking shirt for people who've never set foot on a unit but know exactly what it means to nurse a hangover. The back print is deliberate: on shift, your back carries your work identity (badge, lanyard, unit name), and this shirt takes that exact real estate and announces you are officially off the clock.

• Heavyweight cotton. Not the thin stuff that goes see-through under fluorescent lighting.
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL.
• Crew neck.
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the text survives laundry day.
• THE ONLY THING I'M NURSING IS A HANGOVER printed across the back. Front is blank.

Is this a good nurse gift?

It's one of the best funny nurse gifts you can give, and nobody has to fake a smile when they open it.

Works for Nurses Week, nursing school graduation, birthday, Secret Santa on the ward, or just because your coworker survived a week of doubles. It also lands as a gag gift for anyone in your life who "doesn't feel great this morning." If you'd rather the text face forward, we also make a front print version of the same design.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or the back?
The design is on the back. The front is blank. We also make a front print version if you prefer the text facing forward.

What does the shirt say?
The back reads THE ONLY THING I'M NURSING IS A HANGOVER in plain text. No graphics.

What sizes does this come in?
Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL.

Is this shirt only for nurses?
Nurses love it, but anyone who has had a rough morning will get the joke. It works as a funny drinking shirt, a gag gift, or a weekend uniform.

What colors is this available in?
Black or white.