The Only Thing I'm Nursing Is A Hangover Tee

The Only Thing I'm Nursing Is A Hangover Tee from Unethical Threads. For the nurse whose first day off involves zero patients and maximum regret, and for everyone else whose weekend went sideways. It says what your sunglasses are already trying to hide.

Who actually wears this?

Two camps, one shirt. Nurses, RNs, LPNs, CNAs, nursing students, and anyone who's charted for 12 hours straight and earned the right to do absolutely nothing the next morning. That's camp one. Camp two is everybody else who woke up, made choices, and isn't ready to talk about them.

It's nurse humor at its most honest and hangover humor at its most universal. It lands whether you've pulled back-to-back night shifts or your only medical credential is a WebMD search history.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with sleeves
• Unisex relaxed fit in S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because you're keeping it classic even when your decisions aren't
• DTG printed so the text doesn't fade even if your memory of last night did
• Available in black or white

Is this a good nurse gift?

One of the best. Nurses Week, nursing school graduation, Secret Santa on the unit, birthday for your favorite coworker, or just because she survived another stretch of nights. It's the kind of funny nurse shirt that gets passed around the break room and immediately generates three more orders.

Works just as well as a funny drinking shirt, a gag gift, or a hangover shirt for someone who doesn't know an IV from a USB port. Brunch crew, girls' trip, bachelor party. No stethoscope required.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the shirt actually say?

The full front reads THE ONLY THING I'M NURSING IS A HANGOVER. Plain text, no graphics, no clip art.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print crack or peel?

No. It's DTG printed directly into the fabric, not a vinyl heat transfer. The text stays put.

Is this only for nurses?

Not even close. The nursing angle is a bonus if you're in healthcare, but the hangover humor stands completely on its own. It's a funny shirt for anyone who's ever had a rough morning.

Can I wear this to brunch?

Brunch, the couch, the grocery store at 2pm in sunglasses. Anywhere that isn't a shift.