The Stripper Likes Me But Doesn't Want To Ruin Our Friendship Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Stripper Likes Me But Doesn't Want To Ruin Our Friendship is a back print tee from Unethical Threads for the guy who's absolutely certain she remembers his name. Available in black or white, this heavyweight cotton graphic tee says everything your friends are too polite to say about your Tuesday night priorities.

Who Actually Wears This?

The regulars. The ones who tip well and think that means something.

If you've ever described a dancer as "a really good friend of mine," this shirt already has your name on it. The design sits on the back, so people behind you get the full tragic headline while you walk in like you own the place.

• Heavyweight cotton. Holds up better than your theory about her catching feelings.
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S to 4XL. Delusion comes in every size.
• Crew neck. Classic, like your taste in establishments.
• DTG printed for color that won't quit, even when she stopped replying three weeks ago.
• Back print design. The people behind you deserve to know what they're dealing with.

Is This a Good Gift?

It's practically mandatory for bachelor parties.

Also works for birthdays, roast nights, or just a Tuesday when you need to remind someone that the VIP room does not count as a second date. If they laugh, they deserve this shirt. If they get quiet, it hit too close.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or back of the shirt?
Back print. The full text runs across the back of the shirt.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit.

What colors is this available in?
Black or white.

Will the print crack or peel?
No. It's DTG printed, so the ink bonds with the fabric instead of sitting on top of it.

Is this a good bachelor party shirt?
It's practically required. If nobody in your group wears this, you're not really celebrating.