The Stripper Likes Me But Doesn't Want To Ruin Our Friendship Tee

The Stripper Likes Me But Doesn't Want To Ruin Our Friendship tee from Unethical Threads is for every guy who's convinced he has a genuine connection at the club. Available in black or white, heavyweight cotton, and exactly as delusional as it sounds.

Who Actually Wears This?

The guy who tips way too much and genuinely believes he has a real connection. Your buddy who tells the same story every time you go out. The one who's not sad about it, which somehow makes it worse. This shirt is his uniform, and honestly, he's earned it.

• 100% heavyweight cotton that handles itself better than you handle rejection
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck
• DTG printed so the colors stay vivid long after your VIP membership expires
• Available in black or white

Is This Actually a Good Gift?

It might be the best gift you ever give someone. Everyone knows a guy. You know you know a guy. This is cheaper than an intervention and way more entertaining. Wrap it in a brown paper bag for authenticity.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?
Yes. Relaxed unisex fit, true to size. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Is this shirt inappropriate?
That depends on your definition. By our standards, this is practically business casual.

What's the shirt made of?
100% heavyweight cotton with DTG printing for lasting color.

Can I wear this to a strip club?
You can. Whether you should is between you and your financial advisor.